i found these the other day, and thought they were worth sharing:
Naming a child is like fitting in at a party: People usually screw up by trying too hard.
Shopping at Ikea is like returning to therapy: It feels like the right thing to to do, but then you get there and realize you aren’t adequately emotionally prepared.
Facebook is like a gossipy friend with no interesting information: (no explanation necessary)
Starbucks is like that crazy ex-boyfriend you still get together with: You hate yourself for going back, but the familiarity makes it convenient, and until you find something better, it’s all you’ve got.
Wikipedia is like hearing a great story in a bar: You hope it’s true, but never bother confirming it.
Body glitter is like Mono: Don’t hug someone that has it unless you want some.
Using a semicolon is like barbecuing: I’m never quite sure I’m doing it correctly.